1) E-A-G-L-E-S. It’s a disease, like being a Nickelback fan.
2) My love for the ETrade Talking Baby commercials. And when I say, “love”, I mean “stab me in the face.”
3) My girlfriend doesn’t mind. Seriously. She also loves when I ask her to wear a Drew Brees jersey… every time we go to bed.
4) I need something to distract me from “Golden Globes fever”.
5) Like Christmas, it only happens once a year. Also like Christmas, it involves anxious silence and pie.