Monthly Archives: March 2009

Peter O’Toole Is The Man

I’ve been a little subtle about it, but I’ve got a Peter O’Toole obsession. I had to write a roast about him for one of my writing classes yesterday, and I stumbled across this clip as part of my research. … Continue reading

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Matt Fried presents “Oxford Blues, or How I Destroyed A Piece of Academic History”

Recently, I’ve become interested in the theory that the average human being is much more than he seems. Inspired by the work of comedian Chris Gethard (and The Moth Storytelling Series), I wanted to start sharing a collection of true … Continue reading

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A.K.A. Clark Kent

Photo Credit I’m sad to announce that I am not Superman. I know this comes as a great disappointment to all of you, but mostly to me. Imagine my surprise to find out that I am not, in fact, invincible. … Continue reading

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Can’t Beat The Hustle

This was the scene outside of The Upright Citizens Brigade Theater Training Center. UCBT recently announced they would be holding auditions for their improv teams and on Tuesday, hundreds of us working comedians showed up to sign up for an … Continue reading

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When You Can Only Afford One Thing…

This was my lunch yesterday. My budget is super-tight and I can only afford to eat out once a week. Yesterday was that day. This is the Lobster Wrapped appetizer from Jpan Sushi in Park Slope.

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Matt Fried’s Failed Sketch Ideas

“Barack Obama and Santa Claus Save Earth” Aliens invade the planet Earth on Christmas Eve and take the First Family hostage. Joe Biden is frozen in suspended animation (a la the plot device in Demolition Man). President Barack Obama is … Continue reading

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Chink In The Armor

I’ve never been refused sex, and then asked to leave someone’s apartment. However, it has now happened. I can scratch it off my bucket list. Next up: being slapped in the face by Jackie Mason. Believe me, I was surprised. … Continue reading

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Come See My Talk Show!

Tomorrow night at 10:30 p.m. at Under St. Marks Theater, The Matt Fried Hour with Chris O’Neil returns!

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Happy St. Patrick’s Day!

Raise a glass to Arthur Guinness and the whole Emerald Isle! Need a little pick-me-up? Ladies and gentlemen – The Pogues!

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Live from the 4 train…

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