Monthly Archives: February 2009
The Ghost In My Apartment
While I cleaned my apartment this weekend, I found a mysterious amount of empty glasses just lying about; plus this empty wine bottle in my closet. Clearly, my place is haunted by Truman Capote’s ghost. Bad news: he switched to … Continue reading
The Night I Met My Wife
I never expected to meet my wife on a downtown N Train. It just happened. I was sitting by myself, reading Jon Friedman’s Rejected when she decided to get onto the train, and into my heart, at 14th Street-Union Square. … Continue reading
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The Brooklyn Conversation
The following is a fictional recollection of a real conversation I had a few weeks ago. I’m sad to say that there’s more truth than fiction in what you’re about to read. Friend 1: I don’t get why anyone would … Continue reading
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Peter O’Toole On Women
“I’ve never looked for women. When I was a teenager, perhaps. But they are looking for us, and we must learn that very quickly. They decide. We just turn up. Never mind the superficialities — tall and handsome and all … Continue reading
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